What is a mustache?
is it simply a fold of hair above the top lip, below the nose ?
or is it more than that.
The definitive question of October has got to be... do I bring back the mo for 30 days? and if so what reason. There are several charity sites out there doing a movember get your friends to donate for starving kids in Africa/woman in abusive relationships/save the polar bear efforts.... for me that just seems... well ....played out, and frankly its not true mo. I'm not too sure were I'm going with this but I feel like having a mustache is not just a simple gag, soon to be forgotten. Its a lifestyle choice. People stare (even in Shorditch ,were I have personally seen guys in full drag and pink lipstick shopping for groceries at the Tesco, they stare)Also work colleagues who are initially amused, start to make excuses to any visiting party. ' yes that's the guy I was talking about, it a charity thing, he is usually not like this ' One last snitch, Whopper Mayo in the mo. I don't know why or how, but I swear to you the design of Burger Kings Whopper and my mo just don't go, It always ends in disaster mayo management. Nothing I cant handle though. Sanna my beautiful and patient wife is pretty acceptance of the whole deal, I have always found that laughter is the most powerful aphrodisiac know to man. Laughter or Benoline cough syrup mixture - the one with codeine. Both work well.
Ok back to the mo.
This is were I require your feedback, motivation if you will.
I will grow a mean mo'vember special but only if I receive the relevant encouragement and if possible, and maybe I'm going out on a limb here, a partner in mo.
Is there anyone out there willing to join me in this crazy adventure called mo'vember? At the end of it we can even take photo's, perhaps get a personalized coffee mug or calendar to celebrate. Perhaps we run away and live the rest of our lives in the radical mustache community in east Germany. Living, truly living.
what you think?
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