More than ten thousand revelers flocked to the opening of Suicide Girls inc, a department store, that offers more than just hip new clothes. Described by commentators as the worlds newest quasi-religion cult, Suicide Girls,are now turning to Allah for that special marketing edge, that sets them apart from other trendy Brookland avenue hang-outs.
'It was an obvious step, our followers are literally dead serious about killing themselves says Linda Bluez.... 'we were approached by the holy nation of Islam in regards to doing business together, and after three separate projects, two in Iraq, another in Israel, we believe we are ready to go live in the US. I mean you cant survive financially with doing business in America. That's math-simple ''
Along with a mini fashion boutique, SG inc, offer the chance to selfexpode in a variety of different locations world wide. Whist Jeans and T-shirt sales have always traditionally kept the tills ticking over for commercially successful Department stores, these once virtual 'Girls' are (e)rousing up quiet a following. In its first day of business three death mission were sold, 6 maim and destroy, and countless black flower patterned stockings.
'Some people come for the clothes, others for something deeper. We offer a range in both. Not ready to top yourself just yet? Take home some reading material... Looking for a cheap t-shirt? check out the sale rail'
1 comment:
I love the Suicide Girls and am jealous ya'll get a store. :-(
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